Squat the Parking Goddess


Car in parting spot

Need To Find a Parking Spot?

All hale the Goddess Squat! Please tell me you know Squat. If you don’t know Squat, you should.

Squat is the Parking Goddess. She gives you parking spaces to park in. I love Squat. I always ask for her help when I can’t find a parking space. She is obviously is a modern goddess. When I ask Squat for a space, 90% of the time she finds me one.

How do you ask Squat for help? Recite this little chant:

Squat, Squat,

Find me a spot!

I have done this and I kid you not, I don’t even finish the chant and someone pulls out of a space right in front of me! I immediately say with gratitude: “Thank you, Squat!”

After the day is done, and Squat has given me parking space(s), I go home and light a candle for her to thank her for her help. So invite her to help you. Now you can’t say you don’t know Squat!

Blessed be,

Moonwater Silverclaw

Moonwater SilverClaw is from the San Francisco bay area where she grew up and still resides. As a child, her connection with nature was strong as she played for hours in the field with animals. When she first heard about Wicca, she discovered that she was already doing many practices already! SilverClaw has been practicing Wicca since the early 1990’s. She has had many years of self study as a solitary, but eventually entered a coven and is now a high priestess. SilverClaw posts weekly at her blog. She felt called to write the blog even through she is dyslexic. SilverClaw is very grateful to her team of editors who help her communicate her knowledge to others through her writings. She says, “I wish to educate those who don’t understand what the craft is about. Some people may not yet identify themselves as pagan, but they’d like more information. I wish to be as open as I can to those who truly wish to learn.” Moonwater SilverClaw is a member of the Covenant of the Goddess and also a member of the NewWiccanChurch. She has given workshops and has addressed college students in Comparative Religion classes for over ten years. She lives with her cat Magick and her sweetheart of many years where she enjoys knitting and photography. Moonwater SilverClaw can be found on Facebook and LinkedIn and Referralkey.com/. She can be contacted at: AskAWitchNow@gmail.com

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8 comments on “Squat the Parking Goddess
  1. Charles says:

    My girlfriend taught me to leave shiny trinkets for the parking faeries whenever we find a good spot.

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  2. Linden says:

    You can also call on the parking goddess by her other names, Asphaltia and (the one I use most often) Lovely Rita.

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  3. less lee says:

    i sing to her. SQUAT SQUAT SAVE MY SPOT, as words to whatever song is on the radio, or i use a tune that is in my head. works every time. she likes my voice, apparently.

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  4. Pat says:

    I heard/read years ago that the Goddess of parking spaces is called
    Shirley Meyers. I have often called on her and she always helps. It has amazed many friends and relatives.

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